Damien Interviews A Goblin | Assumptions
NO TROLLS – Goblins only.
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0:00 INTRO
2:02 WHICH IS WORSE: TROLLS OR INTERNET TROLLS?
3:39 HE HAS A GO TO ORDER AT EVERY CHAIN RESTAURANT
4:48 JOHN HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH SHREK
7:08 MULTIPLE MEN WERE MUTILATED IN THEIR MUSIC VIDEO
9:02 GOBLINS ARE EXPENDABLE
10:33 IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO COVER UP GOBLIN STENCH
12:12 IS THE TERM “GOBLIN MODE” OFFENSIVE?
13:39 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME JOHN IS TONE DEAF
15:00 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME HE WOULD LOOK BETTER BALD
17:04 HE’S A FREAK IN THE (SPREAD)SHEETS
19:34 HE’S GOING TO START A SNACK COMPANY
20:58 JOHN POOFS AROUND TO GET PLACES, BUT IS STILL ALWAYS LATE
22:40 IT’S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST TO WORK FOR A LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
23:58 TOLKIEN WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF JOHN’S “ MISSION UNALIVE LIST”
26:55 HE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT THE HELP OF COMEDIAN DAVE RISPOLI
28:48 HE’S ALL GREEN…
29:34 JOHN HAS CERTAIN GUESTS THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO COOK INTO A STEW
30:22 HE DOESN’T WIPE, HE LET’S IT CRUST
30:42 WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE GOBBLIN??
38:57 BLOOPERS
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Two of my biggest crushes 💚
@stephtodeath86
Wait is he not with nekrogoblikon anymore??
@CraziestDiamonds
Damiens closing words chef kiss perfect end to the interview 😂
@thegr8whytedope
Holy shit… 🤣 That was incredible 👏👏👏
@jebbylyn
Former
Lmao. They were just on tour lol
@Raiinbowrave
'I was interviewing someone about Dungeons and Dragons'
He was interviewing Brennan Lee Mulligan.
@lowkeyobsessedngl
green people, the real minority
@lowkeyobsessedngl
what is this
@carlo_sampaga
This was so weird but so interesting. I've never heard of Mr. Necrogoblin, but his personality is so fascinating.
He reminds me a lot of the guy who was in GWAR who passed away not too long ago, Oderus Urungus. Just a very free spirit.
Such a great interview.
@PlyrMava.
This is fucking delightful
@Dubzerker
I love watching skill. Also, that was hilarious.
@a6ruled
WHY WAS THERE ZERO ADVERTISING FOR THIS WHAT
@stupidsailboat
So disappointing to see such a gross display of insensitivity towards goblin culture. I really hope the people at smosh learn from this.
@lukeaguilar614
My two worlds crossing over! 😭😭
@Bodrizzle
For a second I thought I was going to be transported to Halloweentown 😅😅
@bellanata93
Did not expect to see the Goblin from the metal band I used to listen to in High School as a joke w my friends to be interviewed on smosh this year but here we are
@Abby-r3b
This was the collab i never knew i needed
@valefore82
Damien, you have improv chops most of us can only dream of. The only other person I've seen keep up with John this well was BLeeM.
@sadiesanerd
Interview the hot dog man next please
@gracieguerrero9578
This show deserves more views. Damien should be more of a staple interviewer his introspection and emotional intonation makes for great and witty interviewing
@XanderGuzzi
This was way too entertaining
@FoxBD
I remember when this used to be a legitimate series and now it’s just dumb
@devin1229
I saw this guy when they toured with ALESTORM back in February. That was my first ever live show and I still remember it fondly
@schnitzelhorsen1105
2 of my favorites! Excellent to the end.
@thegoht2212
this is so late 90's conan coded and it makes me incredibly happy :,)
@Tout-se-Range
xD lol fricken awesome
@markharry8756
My favourite metal band and my favourite youtubers? High fives to whoever is responsible for this m/
@YourInternetPandaFriend
Damien’s Stan Lee joke has me ROLLING
@trashyalphys
The snack company portion with Damien and John clearly just riffing and having a good time was so fun. Damien is exceptionally good at seeming so interested at absurd conversation while adding his tidbits of unexpected knowledge. Truly an icon I aspire to be like. One day I'll be just as good at elevator small talk as him
makes it a treat every time damien breaks and smiles
@clnne